Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Twiz, the Fickle blogger

For some reason, I seem to have gravitated towards writing here:

I'm not so sure anyone still reads this blog but that's where to find me if you do.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Top Two Signs that Sophie B. Hawkins' Career Has Taken A(nother) Turn For the Worse

1. She sent me a friend request on MySpace, instead of the other way around.
2. When you go to her MySpace page, you hear her one and only hit (from like 15 years ago) "Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover," which the kids loved because it had a curse word in the title.

The number one sign that her career may take a slight upturn, and then crash again miserably: I accepted her MySpace friend request. You're welcome, Sophie B. Hawkins!

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Why is the world such a negative place?

I was in Whole Foods at lunch and saw a sign that Cantalopes were on sale. Wouldn't everyone be happier if Canalopes were on sale. Quit being so negative Whole Foods.