Friday, August 05, 2005

Sorry I've failed you

Date: Fri, 5 Aug 2005 07:42:40 -0700 (PDT)
From: God
Subject:Enough is Enough
To: Twizler

Dear Twizler,
Enough is enough. Your inability (or is it laziness and lack of faith?) to forward messages like the one below, will result in a one way ticket to hell. Do you not understand that every time you delete emails featuring dancing kittens, mice hugging each other and messages of faith and inspiration you‘re assigned to go one level deeper? Before there were only nine levels of hell but because of you we’ve been force to implement level 56,987.
Not only will none of your wishes come true, but since you never gave your friends and family a chance to see these messages they’re fucked too. Nice going Twizler, I hope you’re happy.

Love you lots,
The Almighty One Note: forwarded message attached.
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Sometimes we just need to be reminded!

A well-known speaker started offhis seminar byholding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would likethis $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to givethis$20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple upthe$20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the handswereup in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?"And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floorwithhis shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wantsit?" Still the hands went into the air.My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what Idid to the money, you still wanted itbecause it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many timesinour lives, we are dropped, rumpled, and ground into the dirt by thedecisions we make and the circumstances that come our way.We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened orwhatwill happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled orfinely creased, you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you.The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but byWHOWE ARE and WHOSE WE ARE. You are special- Don't EVER forget it."If you do not pass this on, you may never know the lives it touches, thehurting hearts it speaks to, or the hope that it can bring.Count your blessings, not your problems. And remember: amateurs builttheark .. professionals built the Titanic.If God brings you to it - He will bring you through it.Pass this message to 7 people except you and me.