Thursday, July 21, 2005

In case you care

Aside for searching for “hot coffee” GTA codes online, there isn’t much going on in the Trash Talkin’ world. Thought I should post to keep the loyal reader or two coming back.

Don’t watch War of the Worlds. It only proves that Jews and Scientologists don’t mix and predictable Hollywood endings make me want to barf my popcorn into the cup holder.

Do watch Morgan Spurlock’s 30 Days. It was only six episodes but it shows that reality TV is still a viable medium for intelligent documentary work. F/X network and hopefully soon to DVD.

Do drink a lot of beer and other things to wash away the horrible taste of work and not enough sleep.

Don’t expect all that beer to help the process of trying to get into shape.

Do pet and hug your animals.

Don’t kiss them cause then you’ll drink more beer to wash away the horrible taste of you having not bathed your pet in months.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

No One Wants to See That

I’m trying to be good and go to the gym whenever possible after work. Unfortunately, my boss and some other coworkers go to the same gym. Now, usually I go and change in the locker rooms at work so I can avoid potentially seeing co-worker boobies. But this takes extra time and involves walking down a flight of stairs and I’m just really lazy and would rather get the whole gym thing over with so I can go home and watch gay TV (yes, LOGO is on my cable system) or kill a lot of people in Grand Theft Auto.

So yesterday I decided to just suck it up and change in the ladies locker room at the gym. My boss has been going religiously and I waited about 10 minutes after she left to avoid potentially seeing her goodies. But of course, the universe loves having a go at me and she was walking into the gym just as I got there. She didn’t see me so I contemplated hanging out in the alley that separates the gym and the gay bar next to it and count used condoms. But I decided to be brave and marched right into the locker room. I noticed my boss out of the corner of my eye but kept my head forward and changed at lightening speed. She must have been on the same page as me because she walked right past without saying hello.

I kind of wanted to make a joke to her about not wanting to see her lady business or anything but I thought it best if I just didn’t mention it.