Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Cheesus Christ

Here at TTR we respect the rights of all Americans to act as they will and be themselves so we have something to talk shit about. Upon reading an article on cnn.com entitled "eBay Pulls Virgin Mary Sandwich," we realized this country and its inhabitants are even more retarded than the last election would prove. Here's an excerpt from the article.

MIAMI, Florida (AP) -- The people at eBay were no believers in this cheesy miracle: half of a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich whose owner claimed it bore the image of the Virgin Mary.
Diana Duyser put the sandwich up for sale last week, drawing bids as high as $22,000 before eBay pulled the item Sunday night. The page was viewed nearly 100,000 times before being taken down.

Duyser, 52, said she took a bite after making it 10 years ago and saw a face staring back at her from the bread. She put the sandwich in a clear plastic box with cotton balls and kept it on her night stand.
At first, she was scared by the image, "but now that I realize how unique it is, I wanted to share it with the world," Duyser said.
The sandwich, she added, has never sprouted a spore of mold.

Based on this fine slice of Americana, I'd like to start a new, possibly weekly segment called "The Dumbest Fucking thing I've seen some Shithead American do." Contributions are welcome and suggested. So bring us your tired, your hungry, your poor fuckwits yearning to prove just how asinine this country is.


At 2:45 PM, Blogger keepergirl said...

Twiz, that was my aunt who was selling that sandwich. It has been a family heirloom for years, and she's only selling it because her mother-in-law needs gastric bypass surgery and was rejected by both The Swan and Extreme Makeover. Ebay was the family's only hope. I'll be waiting for your goddamn apology.

At 3:13 PM, Blogger Twizler said...

Oh I'm really sorry Keeper. I've known your for awhile but you never mentioned you had any relatives in Batshit Crazy Land.


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