Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Bette Midler has a big dick

A couple nights ago I went with TwizMom to see Bette Midler. I'm not a huge fan plus the fact that evil Twiz-Ex liked her a lot, soured me on Bette. But TwizStepfather's Brother gave TwizMom a couple tickets and since TwizStepfather didn't want to go, I was the lucky one. (keeping the Twiz family lineage straight?)

Now the Twiz family lives in a mostly Jewish area and before we had taken our seats, TwizMom saw about half the neighborhood. (the Tribe loves them some Bette Midler). I saw a bunch of Gay people too (the Gays obviously love Bette Midler). Being Gay and Jewish, I fit right in.

Overall the show was really entertaining. Bette went off on the current administration ("Cheney's website is gofuckyourself.org"), Britney Spear's marriage (A tune called the Britney Bunch about a family of back-up dancers) , Viagra spam mail ("Like my dick isn't big enough."), and she did a really good tribute to Rosemary Clooney. I could have done without some of the slow sappy songs but TwizMom seemed to like them so that's ok.

Keeper said I was a pussy if I cried at Wind Beneath my Wings but I managed to keep it together so I guess I'm still a stone cold Bizaytch.

1 Comments:

At 12:14 PM, Blogger hollyg said...

twiz you crack me up. this is your old friend holly from ec.

 

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