Starting Over Conversation in the lunch room at my temp job
Employee 1: What we watchin?
Employee 2: Starting Over
Employee 1: What they startin' over from?
Employee 3: They startin' over from being messed up.
Employee 1: Well at 12:30 we switchen over to Young and the Restless.
Employee 3: Is that the one that has Vampires on it?
Employee 1: There ain't no Vampires on it. It's good!
Employee 2: I was here first.
Employee 1: Give me some of your sandwhich and we'll keep it on this mess.
Employee 2: Are you serious?
Employee 1: No, I'm going to sit here and take a nap anyway. I don't care what we watch.
posted by Amy Spizler @ 1:32 PM
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3 Comments:
it's true. my inner monologues consist. of a black woman in her mid fourties, another in her fifties and some dude just out of college.
Soap operas have vampires in them now? They're not even trying anymore. Why don't they just stick a few monkeys in the show along with some left-over Ferengi from Star Trek and call it a day?
The first part of the conversation sounds like a set-up for an Abbot and Costello bit:
Employee 1: What we watchin?
Employee 2: Starting Over
Employee 1: I don't want you to start over. I want to tell me what we're watching.
Employee 2: Starting Over.
Employee 1: Stop starting over and start from the begining. What are we watching?
Employee 2: I told you, Starting Over.
Employee 1: If you start over one more time, you're going to be starting over a new life in Heaven.
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