Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Big Dumb Stupid Vh-1 in '04

I tried to watch the VH-1 Big in '04 awards the other night. But even the few minutes I managed to watch were complete and utter crap. How is this an awards show? Basically they tried to take their usual shows (list shows, pop culture discussion shows) and tried to make them into an awards show. And it didn't work. Vh-1 loves their discussion shows and their countdown shows. I mean I loved I Love the 70s, 80s, 90s. I even love the weekly recap they do called Best Week Ever. Actually, shows like that are my frickin' dream job. But why try to name what pop-culture crapfest is the BIGGEST of the year. Stupid.

But I did see one wonderful, terrifying thing from VH-1 Big in '04: Brigiette Nielson, Flavor Flav, and Anna Nicole Smith sharing the same stage. Whomever coordinated that train wreck is a motherfucking genius. And then I learned one more wonderful, terrifying thing: VH-1 has given Brigitte Nielson and Flavor Flav their own reality show, (a spin-off from The Surreal Life it would seem) that begins airing in January. I think it's called Strange Love. Oh my. I totally need help, because I WILL WATCH THIS SHOW. I have a sickness.

In a related note, what does it say about me that I like a good number of the songs from the 20 Most Awesomely Bad Songs of 2004? In my defense, I do like them because they are bad. Yeah, that's it!


At 11:31 PM, Blogger Twizler said...

For those who are concerned and or interested we will be holding an intervention for Keeper in relation to her Flavor Flav - Brigiette Nielson addiction. Those who know her may note her recent, untimelly outbursts of "Flavor Flav!" This condition has prevented me from inviting her to family parties and brises. Until a remedy has been found I will devote myself to bringing her out of this strange spell that makes trips to the gynocologist and Foot Locker a complete specticle. I urge everyone who sees her trying to purchase a pair of viking hornes to tackle her immediatly and email me promptly. Thank you for your support. Twiz.

At 12:25 PM, Blogger keepergirl said...


At 3:41 PM, Blogger Twizler said...

All hope is lost


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